Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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