My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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