And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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