i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
