More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
