OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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