And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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