Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize
