I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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