where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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