you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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