Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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