he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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