So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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