We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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