lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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