Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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