Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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