She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
