is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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