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I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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