ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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