Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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