you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
