Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
