But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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