she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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