so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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