): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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