you're like a bully in the Christmas story
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
