You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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