why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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