So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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