This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
