Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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