gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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