Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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