5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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