wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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