you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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