The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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