I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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