what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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