I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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