the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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