Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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