Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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