you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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