So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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