come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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