the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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