Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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