How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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