Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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