I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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