i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
